UNPUBLISHED WORKS

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BOOK MANUSCRIPT

Under a three-month contract, I wrote this manuscript per the editorial and formatting guidelines designated by the company. Due to apparent changes in management, the book never got beyond the second stage of edits.

 

I commissioned a friend and talented artist to create the "gluten guys" illustrations.

Feline Behavioral Tutorial

Personal Amusement

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My kitten's enthusiastic and increasingly creative attempts to wake me in the wee hours of the morning inspired this piece. This instructional guide to his Felidae kin is written in his enlightened and cultivated voice that I believe most cats, no matter their age, assume .

CHILDREN"S BOOK

Writing Contest

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I wrote this piece for a children's bedtime story writing contest. The main character, Pete, was based on a hybrid of my passively protective dog, Petey, and my fearless cat, Gussy. 

Nope. Didn't win the contest.

This piece came about through my experience arriving in a new city, bar-tending for the first time in my life, and the resulting shift of perspective.

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION - Sample

As part of an employment application, I wrote a series of three product descriptions for a HP 14” Dual-Core i5 ProBook for Amazon's sister company, Woot!

 

Woot!, at the time, had an unconventional method to their product presentations. As such, these are more of a story rather specs.

As part of an employment application, I wrote a series of three product descriptions for a HP 14” Dual-Core i5 ProBook for Amazon's sister company, Woot!

 

Woot!, at the time, had an unconventional method to their product presentations. As such, these are more of a story rather specs.